oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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