let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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