Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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