Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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