This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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