What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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