Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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