I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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