what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Drunk is not a location!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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