No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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