garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Im part way to drunk.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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