so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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