Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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