Me. At least after what I've been through.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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