Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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