Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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