Acid is not a monday night drug
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
dude. I can hear the air.
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