Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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