butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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