You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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