Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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