Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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