I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
