I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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