i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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