Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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