Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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