Christians are straight up FREAKS
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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