Your tits are I can't wait for
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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