Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
