i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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