Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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