hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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