oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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