Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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