Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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