pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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