Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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