he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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