jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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