ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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