So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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