yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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