That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
