sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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