I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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