We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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