I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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