Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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