my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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