YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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