I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just invented taco cereal.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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